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jamspottr:

If you had to choose between world peace or going to Hogwarts what house would you go to?

How I wish Dido had reacted when Aeneas was leaving

whatshouldwecallmeclassics:

(Thanks aeschylated for the submission!)

I always feel really conflicted about ice cream stores. I mean, on the one hand the ice cream is really good. On the other, If I want to spend six bucks on ice cream I can just go buy a two whole gallons at my grocery store.

intpconfessions:

I don’t understand all the people at college who say things like “music is my life!!!” in their self intros. Music is great, I play violin myself, but I’ve never felt compelled to search out new bands/sounds when I can just listen to things I know I like over and over again. Being “into” music…

Um, yes. I like music, but it’s definitely not my ‘life’. 

psychrocks5:

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steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

Well thank you for teaching me this 

"Because [Newton] looked on the whole universe and all that is in it as a riddle, as a secret which could be read by applying pure thought to certain evidence, certain mystical clues which God had laid out about the world… He regarded the universe as a cryptogram set by the Almighty… Newton was not the first of the age of reason. He was the last of the magicians."
-John Maynard Keynes

This is just to say that I HATE French Knots with a passion. I guess I’m just too anglo-saxon for that crap.