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my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

Titus Andronicus: "Well That Escalated Quickly"
Romeo and Juliet: "Shut Up, You’re Like 12"
Julius Caesar: "I Came Out Here to Run the Roman Empire and I Am Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now"
Hamlet: "[AGGRESSIVELY PRETENDS TO GO INSANE AND IN THE PROCESS GOES ACTUALLY INSANE MAYBE]"
Othello: "Othello: Is my wife cheating on me?? Iago: Bitch, she might be."
King Lear: "Shows Up To Realization of Commonality with Humanity and Renouncement of Titles as Identity-Definers 15 Years Late With Starbucks"
Macbeth: "Did It For the Vine"
Antony and Cleopatra: "Much Rome. Very Egypt. Such Different. Wow."

mrv3000:

ophelia-tagloff:

kestrel337:

Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything. 

This is disproportionately hilarious to me.

#COME LET US ASSEMBLE THE LÖVBACKEN

I take back every bad thing I said about Korra. Season Three was phenomenal, and that finale literally made my life.


the oresteia:  well that aeschylated quickly

andialwayslistenriver:

Alright officially in love.

Twelve you’ve had me since the beginning but officially since ‘planet of the pudding brains’.

threecheersfortheblackparade:

SISTER SHIP OF THE MADAME DE POMPADOUR

SISTER SHIP OF THE MADAME DE POMPADOUR

SISTER SHIP OF THE MADAME DE POMPADOUR

Today’s my last day of work, I found a leather-bound book in great condition for $4.00, and I have to finish the Harry Potter series again before the semester starts… It’s going to be a good day.

najmani:

I ship myself with academic success and contentment